I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
New rule: no balls on the kitchen counter.
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
i know we're in college but you cant booty call me at 3 in the afternoon. i dont care how drunk you are.
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout
Your roommate is pacing with a pen in his mouth flapping like a duck. That brownie got me fucked but not enough to understand this. Come back!
He does that
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
You know that girl that climbed through my window and got in my bed with me and fucked me? It turns out she was real and has a real boyfriend who is real pissed
I was so high I started singing Let It Go and then instantly started laughing 'cause I was eating ice. Everyone just stared.
Your friend gave me you're number. I was the guy locked behind the book shelf.
I think you have the wrong number, but I hope you escaped your library-prison?
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
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