It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
I didn't shave. On purpose
Well I scaled a 3 story building last night to get laid. What have u done for ur penis lately?
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
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Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
You kind of have a nervous, desperate thing going on that isn't exactly catnip for bitches
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
Turns out she left way earlier. So I'm stuck with this guy asking where he can score meth and if I'm really straight.
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It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
i rearranged my furniture so i could masturbate in the sun. how's that for spring cleaning?
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
I was running because his wife invited me to join them on their kinky Vegas weekend. Crossing state lines is too much commitment for me.
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