I just convinced a girl to drink my spit cup cuz I said it was dark beer and would get her drunk faster. I dare you to try something better.
we gave some random guy a shot for shoveling our sidewalk.
why do the even put the "Please drink responsibly" on tequila ads? like has anything responsible ever come from tequlia. No. never.
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
I'm not breaking up with him because his husky is having puppies.
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
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