Pissed on my Blackberry at the Astros game. Wish me luck explaining that one at work.
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
The wedding was scheduled to start 5 min. ago. 20 people here so far, groomsmen in tees and jeans, catering by Costo. NO ONE OUR AGE IS READY FOR MARRIAGE!
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she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
I went back up to the apartment to get her phone and when I came back she was peeing on the sidewalk
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
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I just got a nosebleed on a date at the cheesecake factory...
just run out of the bathroom with blood gushing down your face and scream "ITS IN THE CHEESECAKE!!!!!"
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
Do not buy a prego test at the Walgreens you frequent. It's awkward. Just trust me.
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
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