So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
so now that im really awake i see that my underwear are completely ripped down the side, my shorts are on backwards, i have to go get plan b....i call last night an epic fail or success depending on how catholic i am feeling
Woke up to a bouquet of flowers in my toilet bowl. Drunk hubby loves me.
I love when I'm alone in the house. It's like pants were never invented.
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
Oh. I'm probably going to just get a viagra and ruin your life.
It's like sexual waterboarding. You gave me sex so good I'm comparing it to torture. Jesus.
Apparently you can unlock an iPad by doing a line on the lock screen I'm about to bust that myth
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
sorry i got drunk at sunday brunch and force fed carrot sticks to your cat
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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