Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
'Twas I. Do you have any idea what it's like waking up to see you sent a text inviting someone to partake in "sexy rumpus?"
You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
Sometimes you just gotta fuck a has been local celebrity for your 15 minutes.
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
You called me your momma bear, and then demanded more vodka
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
Dude. I'm no longer allowed to use my sword when drinking. I just spent 20 min cleaning up popcorn. I stabbed Moe in the leg and chopped his door knob off
I knew it was Christmas when someone handed me a stocking filled with airplane bottles. Ps just woke up 3 days later
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
Just remembered that I got laid thanks to my glow in the dark Batman belt buckle. Need to wear it more often.
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
Randomize
