Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
I just got hit by a car and apologized to the driver. I asked him if he was okay.
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
I woke up to a paper award certificate for best blow job and he was gone. You're welcome mystey man.
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
if I see a bottle of vodka right now I'll probably throw up gum I swallowed when I was a kid
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
Now I'm heckling that my belch is more exciting than their fireworks and I peed down the driveway.
I just don't fit in here. The other wives are ten years older and have kids!
Well, you chose trophy wife of a 35 year old over college. Sit in your suburban soup and stew.
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
I smell like playdoh, sex, and ruined lives. I love the weekend
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
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