The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
I feel like death. Did you die last night?
Nope. Ready for round 2. Fiesta!
unreal. Greatest comeback since Jesus
Yeah. I woke up naked in his bed this morning and remember saying "Get a condom cuz I can't afford an abortion right now" last night. He didn't run. He's a keeper
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
Gave out candy dressed as a porn star...bet you can guess how the mothers kept reacting.
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
Remind me to tell you a really funny story about me and arson.
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
It's not even 6 am and I've already told my mom to fuck herself in the face
Just realized I'm still chewing the same gum post blow job. This Stride shit really has everlasting flavor. They should totally have an ad campaign based on blow jobs.
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
You are telling me my dick tastes like a taco supreme?
I'm saying this "taco supreme" tastes like your dick.
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