Do they take checks?
Did you really just ask me if you could write a check for a DRUG DEAL?
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
pro-tip: weed infused snickerdoodles are far less conspicuous to eat at work than brownies. no one ever suspects the snickerdoodle.
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
PUB CRAWL IS THE WEEK I COME BACK FROM NOLA OMG OMG OMG. Has it been a year already since I tried to make out with you and you let a bar tender take a shot out of your cleavage? Time flies.
Still drunk on my morning "run" which has turned into a walk. Just burped fireball
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
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