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i just entered cocaine into my calorie counter.
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
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Unlimited sex for unlimited netflix. I can deal with that. I think this is the first prostitution deal for netflix ever.
Lives are in shambles. Livers are in disrepair. Our friend was missing for 2 days. His brother slept in a porta potty. God damn you college world series
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
im at work. we just had a random 14-year-old amish girl come in and gift us with cinnamon rolls as thanks for letting her use the bathroom. i dont even know.
I even tried crushing up viagra and putting it in his beer... And the next day he found the package on the counter. I told him it was for my friends husband.
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All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
I was on top for a full on make out when in dead silence "I'm moaning Myrtle" came from the TV. Moment ruined. I got cock blocked by a fictional ghost
I’m getting back at my ex and training my new boy toy how to properly satisfy a woman. I’m killing two birds with one dick.
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