Thats something to write home to mom about
Dear Mom, I had sex last nt w a girl that liked to b choked. Im n love. Cant wait for you to meet her
my mom just asked me what a queef is. she needs to stop watching south park
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
Please let me buy the coffee, all my assets are in starbucks gift cards
The more I think about it, the more convinced I am that I'm the solution to all of T-Swift's guy problems.
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
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