i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
I didn't want sex last night, but she charmed my dick out of my pants like a snake charmer.
Woke up in the hospital naked with my id's taped to my chest. Also apparently puked on two guys, two girls and an escalade (at the same time). Good night.
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
It was an entirely appropriate time and place for sexual thoughts.
That doesn't make it ok to play by play me your honeymoon!
You do realize last night you asked me if shampoo had an expiration date then cried for 15 mins when I told you it did
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