If I die tonight, wear a V neck to my funeral.
there was a trapeze. enough said
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
Nothing like puking into an empty cooler at a red light on the way to get plan b.
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
You cannot meet up with him at the tailgate, his parents are there. What are you going to say "Hi I'm the one who fucks your son, can I get a cheeseburger?"
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
Tomorrow's lesson plan is going to be on hangovers and why drinking during the week is never a good idea. I hope my boss approves.
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