At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
my mouth is as dry as a post-menopausal camel on antidepressant's vagina.
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
Just peed in the fountain while its snowing. Fell flat on my ass, literally my butt naked ass in a pile of snow. It's safe to say I'm done with drinking on weekdays
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
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