If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
"auto-tuned camel" is how i'd describe the noises she made
What? Cold floors are soothing when you have a hangover. How am I supposed to pass that up. Even if I'm at my parents house
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
I can assure you I didn't go home with a girl, because I woke up on someone's porch
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
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