Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Hes a 32 yr old divorced sailor that calls me almost every night drunk begging me to call him big daddy. I think i might need to change my number.
You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
I was having the most awesome dream about onion rings and you hit me and told me to stop touching you...WTF?
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
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