How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
iPhone photo doodle is awesome. I gave my vagina some lazers and sent it to him. He has a whole series waiting on his phone for when he gets off the plane.
I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
She left me naked in my bed and without my phone I had her give me her phone number on the calculator on my laptop. It might be fake.
Super stoned right now. And I stared at my exit, thought to myself "hey self. That is your exit" and I kept driving right past it.
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
The only joy I have here is being able to shit with the door open.
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
Afternoon delight is playing while I take a shit at mcdonalds
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
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