Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
I basing my decision on whether or not to date someone on whether I could imagine having sex with them sober
All I wanna do is sit in water and get drunk. The only thing more American is giving birth to eagles.
Moral of the story: If you're gonna throw a glass of wine in a guy's face, don't do it in your own kitchen.
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
I got turned off after he said, "i can see us in the future...me, you, and a back yard full of alpacas."
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
I literally just want someone to fuck me and buy me cheeseburgers. I don't even want a relationship at this point. Just a chew toy and some food.
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
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