Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
I was just about to send a concerned text until I opened my door and saw a shopping cart. I'm glad you made it home in one piece and with toys.
If you were a real friend you would have told me you saw me in a porno despite how awkward of a convo it is. You act like I should always know when I'm being recorded.
I could have made money off of that but no you had to wait 2 years to drunkenly tell me this shit.
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Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
The cat be actin like a 2:30 am poop is the time to tell me all about her thoughts and fears in life. No bitch, this is definitely alone time.
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Please don't call my dad a fuckpuppet, I feel like that would be awkward to explain later.
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
I really need to get a comfy set of masturbating shoes
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
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