Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
I told her it just looked small because my balls were gigantic. She bought it.
the guy in front of me just bought a pound of bacon, a bouquet, and a case of budlight, i want to see THAT makeup sex
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
Somehow ended up at a stranger's bridal shower. Everyone else is already drunk.
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
Shelly has the weirdest luck. Dude offered her a job riding a bucking bronco and it was not porn or stripping but an actual g-d cow.
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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