your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
She fucking ripped my chandelier out of my ceiling. How does that make her a keeper?
My roommate made me go home after I mooed at fat girls at the gas station.
I'm sorry. I know you didn't expect me to be arm deep in vagina when you walked through the door.
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
We were destined to go to rehab together
You ruined me. I can't stop referring to everything outside as the "no-walls" ever since you showed me that video while I was tripping balls. My speech may be permanently altered for the rest of earth spins
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
I feel kind of like we’re in a gang and tonight is one of those “people are gonna know not to fuck with us” type of nights. And then tomorrow I am going to learn to pole dance. I’m not really sure how I got to this point in my life… but I like it.
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
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