I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
Hungover. Have to fix everything I've broken. I'm gonna be very late.
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
I just used a beer funnel to put gas in my car
I just stood still on a stair at the train station expecting it to go down automatically like an escalator... Today's going to be a good day
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
Trying not to ruin Mother's Day with the enormous hickey on my neck. Nice.
You know. You being in a happy healthy relationship is REALLLYY cutting into our drinking alone together time.
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