Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
Your subconscious sucks. Mine is awesome. I have a recurring dream where I manage a chocolate factory run by big titted hookers.
A) you're a liar. B) that would be awesome.
So what do normal people wear to parties? Normal meaning not you.
You wear an inflatable farm animal to TWO THEMED PARTIES and I never get to hear the end of it...
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
I owe you an apology, I was appointed captain of this sexy fuckship and I fell asleep at the helm.
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
Did you happen to find my bra? I'm pretty sure I still had it on before we left that bar
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
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