She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
I found a knife in my bed when I got back this morning. I think one of my roommates has it in for me
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
I moved out... There's nothing left but his childhood trophies...
You should make him a new one, you know like "you suck at relationships but thanks for trying participation award"
Major win last night. I traded my roommate two cigs for a six pack and a bag of beef jerky. This has been a Brian weekend update
She flashed them and they let her pay with Monopoly money. I'm married, so it is your obligation as my best man to repeatedly fuck her for me
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
Randomize
