they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
i would really appreciate it if you would stop texting my girlfriend.
i would really appreciate it if you would stop cock blocking me.
Thursdays are my worst days
but now we sippin champagne when we thirstay?
So Jesus turned water into wine. So what? I once turned a whole student loan into natty light. Your move holy man.
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
The toilet wouldn't flush at the club so I literally just shat in the garbage.
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
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