I just woke up with a girl who has left and right tattoed on her wrists. In french. I may need to stop drinking.
i soberly give you permission to do that to me when im drunk
You don't understand, alcohol has become a thing of survival for me and without it I can't function as a normal human being
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
Thanks for not waking me up before the firefighters chopped down my door
we're almost there. Shes pounding on the car window telling the nurse whos on a smoke break to fuck off.
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
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