i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
high people should be assigned attendants
I am tired of kissing girls with mustaches.
Can I sleep on your couch? My wife just found my eHarmony account.
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
Well, that now makes it the 4th girlfriend in a row to cheat on me. I don't even care anymore...I'll date a prostitute and not even worry.
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
I got hammered with my chem professor at 4:30. I'm pretty sure that can't be topped by any real sort of institution.
There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
i now understand why vodka
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
Just packed a snack to eat on the way to McDonald's. That stoned.
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