Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
There's a wake for a coworker on 420 during te time of 420... Hoping everyone will be too sad to notice how high I am.
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
That makes the second boyfriend of hers that I've fucked. I'm gonna start keeping an eye on every guy she even speaks to. Girl is my sexual rabbit's foot.
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
my still drunk mind thought "hey this is a really good time to stand in the middle of the street barely clothed in 20 degree weather at 4 am talking about the blow job i gave him soph year of high school"
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
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