Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
there was some random girl that nobody really knew, standing in the corner trying to shave her armpits with a plastic butter knife.
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
I have an erection and I'm about to go through airport security.
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
Apparently I handcuffed myself to the dishwasher...
why is half of my head shaved?
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