just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
when i told him i was pregnant with his baby he texted me 'congradulations'
i pity the fetus.
I woke up to him eating cereal out of my viking helmet with a shot glass. No idea where he got the milk.
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
We need to stop sleeping with people based on which NFL team they like.
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
Remember when I got my car stuck in my backyard?
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
Drinking Fireball means never having to say you're sorry. Unless its at you're arraignment.
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
I ask him how he's going, like life and stuff, and he responds "20-0 pats"
"They let me see the x-ray. My nose is broken. I saw it. It was cool. Well, I guess it would be cooler if it wasn't my nose."
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
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