You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
So I thought I was slick leaving his room this morning all incognito. Little did I know I was wearing his football jersey with his name across the back... stilettos & my bra was left behind. never seeing that again
when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
He passed out drunk on top of me. Fully erect. Still inside me. Woke up like 1 minute later, and continued.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
Shout out to my liver for being the true MVP. It easily put in more work than LeBron or Curry this week.
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
We all just got ice cream, condoms, and toilet paper now were gonna go home and watch movies as a family.
Condoms?
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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