you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
At least a dozen asian tourists will be showing their friends pictures of me peeing off of Hoover Dam with a cop pointing his gun at me when they get home. I worry about the impact on their children.
I woke up with my left arm looking like it got mauled by a lion. Oo and she said someone broke her car window.
Just realized these events may be related.
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Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
If the world ends now I want you to know I was on my favorite toilet fighting the good fight.
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Two options. One, you listen while I freak out. Two, we have mediocre to awesome car sex and don't talk. Either way, I'll be there by 7
I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
I just had a 10 minute staring contest with my dog. Can you come over?
You tried to pick a fight with a polka band saying that you'd wrap the accordion around their throats
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