He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
her dad's the mattress king, she's genetically engineered to be good in bed
Dude, I just spun my iPhone on my boner without it falling off. I belong in cirque du soleil.
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
yeah, but the likliness of me finding my husband at a party where the facebook event is titled "NEW YEARS EVE SHIT SHOW" is highly unlikely
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
You know you're old when tea and a hot bath are more appealing than beer pong with lesbians.
Bored of what? I stayed up all night researching sex toys because I'm excited to do things with you that I haven't done in 29 years of having a body.
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
I'm on the couch watching HGTV googling giant boob Halloween costumes so life is swell
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
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