I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
here I sit at Southern Illinois' finest pubs and I thought I heard your laugh. I was sadly astonished to turn and find a midget cracking herself up reading the label on her can of chewing tobacco...
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
I just reenacted what a cuntadactyl would act like by putting straws in my mouth as teeth and roaring, Plz come get me.
I think this breakup is Gods way of telling me I deserve a bigger dick
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
Whoever put the picture of my dad in the condom box is an asshole
She's got a butler. A fucking butler. Shes like batman, but with a better ass.
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
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