Duck Duck Cougar?
She accidentally pre-ordered us Dominos for the next day at 11:30am... we were very confused when we woke up.
hey im home...im not sure how this mcdonalds got here but whatever im gonna eat it anyway.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
You made out with two different species that night
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
I knew you were super hungover. But so hungover you fire our house cleaner because her vacuums too loud is excessive
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
Please wake up and help me figure out how I woke up on the floor with my head under the couch
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
When have you ever know me to go too far?
Besides the alcoholism, the HR issues, and getting fired from Best Buy for tackling a display?
Yeah. Besides those.
Granted, I did not plan to spend ANY hour of the last day of 2020 sober.
Randomize
