do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
I just saw a neon sign in a bar window that says, "open to Public" but the L is burnt out.
if i get the "i'm engaged" text one more time, i'm going to shoot myself in the face so my cats won't eat it when i die alone.
So you know how craigslist used to have an "erotica" section? And how after you click on a link it changes a darker color? And how Dad stays up really late most nights?
Oh god... well at least he's gettin some. Mom's a prude.
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
Apparently while trying to get up from vomiting in the toilet I grabbed the seat cover for leverage and smashed my own head between it and the bowl. I don't remember this.
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
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