You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
How does everyone that never saw me naked know I'm built like a smurf?
I had a dream last night that Anthony Bourdain gave me a vibrator.
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
He just did a 33 second keg stand with a fractured leg, busted chin and chipped teeth from running into a parked car after winning a race.
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
I feel bad for the next person that's gonna live in my room. There's so much semen on the carpet
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
I can't believe you guys got into a sword fight over a chicken nugget
Oh, so that's where all the scratches came from...
Dude I just clenched/unclenched my hindquarters while looking in the mirror I have fucking talent
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
Randomize
