she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
"I want to just tie you up so you\'ll still be here like this when I get home." Actual words.
YOU CAN RENT MIDGETS ON CRAIGS LIST
I told you not to ruin your birthday surprise!
Just had to explain to the nurse WHERE I have poison ivy. Great Day
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Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
She spilled some tequila on her hair somehow and I guess I felt bad for her, so I yelled "ROOMIES FOR LIFE" and dipped my hair in my tequila.
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
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That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
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