Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
and next time when you feel me up, do it right
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
it's like i need an invisible sign across my boobs that says "DOESN'T HAVE DADDY ISSUES" that only old men can see
He said he loved me so I pretended not to hear it because I don't think "I love your penis" was the response he was looking for.
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
I drunken agreed to go wedding dress shopping with a stranger at the bar yesterday. She sent me an email asking what days I am free.
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
i'll fuck you during the next apocalypse. promise
We need a bunch of roses, some chocolate, 2 cops, a mariachi band, and a thermometer
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
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