you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
I'm going to have to take an awkward trip to the front desk to ask them if they found a pair of turquoise shorts and an "I'm the Mom" sweatshirt.
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
He fucked me so hard I had an asthma attack. I'm like the sickly poster child for celibacy.
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
That birthday blow job you ordered came in the mail today. I suggest you hurry home.
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
Ugh hungover at a laundromat is a terrible feeling. For some reason I keep getting sucked into staring at the clothes spinning around and around and it makes me want to profusely projectile vomit everywhere
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
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