In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
These People Had Regrettable One Night Stands
your philanthropy is ruining my sex life.
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
DOMA is dead. I'm definitely going to be the last of our friends to get married now.
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
This Girl Makes Latte Art That’s Too Cute to Drink
Who looks around on a bright, sunny day and says, "you know what? Today I'm going to write gay dinosaur erotica"
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
so hungover i had to get off the train to puke, rallied and went to work. not sure if that's an adulting win or fail
He's got the good dick trifecta - flip phone, works outside, bed with no headboard.
I had cheese pancakes which is pretty much just melting cheese in a frying pan and then eating it except youre in denial that your life is a wreck
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together