Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
getting kicked in the face by someone doing a keg stand. just my luck
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
i probably shouldve stopped when i uncurled the curly straw in my cocktail because it was slowing me down
I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
How have I seen you throw up on yourself 3 different times, yet we weren't Facebook friends until I accidentally hooked up with your ex?
Got another job?
If by job you mean clever way of getting free tattoos, then yes. I got another job.
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
Wore a burger king crown while giving head still drunk this morning #blessed
I had a dream that my roommate walked in on me masturbating and I hissed "I'm not stopping this orgasm train for the likes of you" and just kept going
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
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