Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
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She said I came to for a minute, shouted IHOP!! and then shook my head and said no before passing out again
My "Week Of Not Checking Into OK Cupid So I Don't Hook Up With Another Fat Chick" lasted four hours. On the plus side, she was the smallest one yet.
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Does he know you were at a strip club taking shots of tequila right before you babysat his son?
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
you kept shouting 'jesus penis' when i was on the phone with 911
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
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