im gay
i know
yea but for you.
Are you pooping in the stall next to me?
Maybe....
Cause I just heard a fart and it sounded like one of your farts.
If I come over right now will you promise to distract your grandpa in the morning so I don't have to do the walk if shame with 1940's style judgement?
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
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Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
I'm laying in the fetal position on the floor of my kitchen eating potato salad with my fingers. Please come over with some real food and keep me company.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
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The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
I don't know who's more excited for you to come home. Me or my vagina
I ran into him drunk, barefoot, at rite aid and he said I looked "stunning." Yeah, Stunningly shitfaced haha
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
You weren't stupid you just made an ass of yourself. It's called a birthday party. That's code for night of regrets.
It was a bad idea to take ecstasy with cats in the house. No animal likes being touched that much. Let me know how your eye feels tomorrow
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