new low, i just stole money from my 5 year old sister to buy condoms
i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
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Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
I have a cat, a bottle of wine, and a Brazilian man. I need to catch you up on my life
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
If you are breathing, I want you at your house. No non-breathing-related excuses.
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
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You walked up to a random girl on the street and asked her for a bite of her pizza...
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
If you can throw 105 mph it’s mandatory that you’re hung.
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
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