She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
Only my sister would update her facebook status while going into labor.
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
The gay bar tender told me I looked like Prince William. And that I needed my balls licked.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
You introduced yourself and she said "wow that's a long name" and you went "yeah well you should see my dick."
Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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