Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
I just realized I am holding a beer in 133 out of 134 photos of me on my facebook page.
Nobody is perfect
I'm at Waffle House wearing one of the paper hats in the other
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
how do you not remember that?! you winked at the bouncer and then proceeded to grind on him while chugging a beer. i don't know if i should be proud or embarrassed to be your friend
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
these are times I'm glad I'm Jewish because the Torah is just like "drink, eat, and fuck"
I'm spending tomorrow doing taxes and making jello shots. Is this adulthood?
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
I have never lost more friends than while playing Uno drunk.
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
at one point, you reached into your purse, pulled out a tampon, and proceeded to rub it on your lips like chapstick... that drunk
Are you drunk? You left me a voicemail at 5:59 AM of you making dolphin sounds.
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