So he flipped me over and suddenly went limp then told me he was thinking about his ex.
so you punched his junk, right?
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.
HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
My husband is waiting until son is napping and air humps as a seduction tactic. Pray for me.
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