So tired and we had a cokehead in the salon today making us bleach her whole head because she thought it would let her pass her drug test for custody of her kid
Oh.My.God.
The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
There's a creepy homeless guy with no hand trying to get up on our tacobell order
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My worst case scenario tonight is that I fuck a hot Swiss girl. Let that give you perspective on my life at the moment.
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
I got written up at work for smelling like sex and vodka. Still not sure how they put that into professional terms.
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
Apparently I taped knives to my hands and made everyone call me wolverine
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I wore heels to a golf store in hopes of getting laid. I've hit a new all time low.
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
You snapped me at 3am drunk laying on your floor asking if I knew how we couldn't have predicted the housing crisis.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
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