Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
My mom just informed me that my dog licks their toes while her and my dad are having sex. I'm apartment searching.
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
Don't park in the garage. I installed a stripper pole while drunk and it's kinda in the way
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
How much weight does it take to launch a cat using a trebuchet vs the tension required for a catapult?
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
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