Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
Walked into a liquor store bleeding. That kind of night.
nothing worse than sitting down ready for a solid porn sesh to find out your internet is out. comcast owes me a handjob
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
Oh my Christ. I just came so hard my penis stood back up and took a bow afterwards. I need Thai food.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
from across the room i saw you look into your beer and whisper "i love you"
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
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