Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
Your favorite bartender is back from prision
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
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How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
I think this agreement was sent by God. I get to do my own thing, get laid, and he still makes me breakfast in the morning.
I get a nose bleed and my uncle is automatically giving me the "your doing lines off dashboards again aren't you" look
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Watched an eagle swoop down and eat a rabbit on my walk back from your place, literally too high to handle this right now
Judging by the progress I've made since I woke up (none) I'm thinking this hangover may keep me in bed.
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
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