fuck dude i blacked out on a tuesday. what am i doing with my life?
Winning.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
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He left his own bachelor party to bring me weed. Then smoked with me. Tell me I'm not his favorite-ex-friends-with-benefits.
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
MEET ME OUTSIDE YOUR HOUSE IN THREE MINUTES. BE DRUNK. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
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i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
Idk if I want to put a bra on
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