Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
Yeah, I was googling pictures of sharks, and I accidentally typed "shart." Huge mistake.
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
we literally hit three floors of our apartment building searching for condoms. also got macaroni.
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
I'm sorry I dragged a dildo (on a leash) into your room last night.
i'll booty call him tonight after the radiohead concert, that way he can see his favorite band and his favorite vagina all in one night.
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
Hey! Happy Birthday! Could you do me a favor and bring my underwear to the bar?
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
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