Gonna be late. Someone jumped in front of our train.
I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
She tied me up with her honor cords...
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
i've eaten like 19 popsicles... what the fuck have you done today?
I just wish I had a snapshot of his attempted front flip off the bar. There are some things that are worth getting a life ban for, and the moment of impact with his foot and that lady's face was one of those things.
The only person who DOESN'T think it's a horrible idea to sleep with my ex is my therapist. Obviously I trust her judgement above all others.
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
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