some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
hey..i found a takeout box with a half-eaten hamburger in it, the box said to text this number if found...
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
She's clinging to me like a horny koala.
There's a person in my phone named motor boat. I love making new friends.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
Dude. It's not even nine. I don't know yet.
Drink number four. Don't even tell me about its not even nine
I just contemplated drinking cheese dip. And by "contemplated," I mean "attempted and was forcibly stopped from."
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
You're 31, how do you still outdrink all these college kids?
Practice, Irish genes, and a lack of desire to live past 40. But mostly practice.
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
WTF. I was 99% sure I went straight home last night. I just woke up hugging a chair, and my tux pocket has a flask filled with what I think is red bull and gatorade. This has to be your doing.
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
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