My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
Remember that guy I fucked last month? Well I'm watching his dog this weekend while he's in the Bahamas with his girlfriend. What is my life
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
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